The Paddock

Read the FAQ. The whole thing is weird as hell.

From the FAQ:

Why do you require users to login to your website?
We do this, because we prefer to deal with our customers on a more personal basis. Because we are so focused on customer service and customer satisfaction, we do not wish to lose all contact with our customers. Because we cater to a select group of clientele, we find it better to deal directly with our customers.

Most Importantly: Because our products contain dog meat we are unable to sell to just anyone. We require that all our customers sign both a contract and a waiver before they are allowed to purchase any product containing dog meat. Certain countries require this to import our products.

We also run a background check on all individuals that wish to purchase dog meat. This is because we are unable to provide our services to some individuals with criminal histories. We also require membership because purchasing, consuming, and shipping dog meat may be illegal in your area.

While our legal department runs the background check on a prospective customer they also check all your local and federal laws relating to dog meat. To become a member, click here.

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I love to marinate Puppy Beef meats because the flavor is so good but I never remember to start in time for dinner. Any suggestions?
For this you must take a hint from the Koreans. To easily marinate, freeze the dog meat right in the marinade. Placed washed and dried pieces in a large plastic freezer bag and coat with enough dressing to cover. Place in freezer. When ready to use, thaw overnight in refrigerator. It marinates while thawing. For some good marinades and sauces, check our Recipes section.

Please tell me this is not real. . .

I refuse to click that link unless I know it's a joke. . .

Yeah, I've heard that they eat dog's in China, but the fact they call it puppy beef and clearly are marketing it to Americans is retarded. . . I like dog's better than most people. . .

haha. . . You've never had soylent green???

Kagogee is pretty good. I had it a couple times in Korea. Many parts of the world still eat both Dog meat and Cat meat too. I see nothing wrong with eating either one and am actually glad Obama signed the law allowing the slaughter of horses for consumption in America. More food the merrier and you know the way Cats and dogs procreat why limit them to being just pets?

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It's best as a BBQ because it does tend to be rather greasy and has a wild flavor.

This Great Pyrenees of ours is growing at a tremendous rate. He's only 4 months old and weighs about 40 lbs... about a 1/4 of what he WILL be fully grown. He's a beautiful, very intelligent dog named "Roddy". The thought of anyone wanting to eat a dog just makes me sick. However, if my family was starving, let's be real here... Roddy's got a lot of meat on his bones.

KIDDING!!! There's no way I could ever eat my dog... or anyone else's for that matter.

If my family was starving, then we would eat it. If my family were starving, we would feed the two headed twin.

Yeah we figured that out BT...