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Best pick up lines...

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20 months ago

Okay gents lets hear them... Obviously edit certain words but lets hear what you got. I heard some great ones today.
It smells like microwaved homeless people in here.
Warmother51
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- Eric Fulks
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20 months ago

"Were your parents retarded? cuz you sure are special" < heard that the other night from my cousin and damned near wet myself.
Keep Calm & Stoops On..
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20 months ago

Does this smell like chloroform?
It smells like microwaved homeless people in here.
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20 months ago

"Did it hurt?" "What" ... "When you fell from Heaven." << Classic.
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20 months ago

Don't run you will only get raped tired
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20 months ago

Him - Did you see it too?
Her - See what?
Him - Love at first sight
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You are proof of divine creation.... anything that beautiful, don't happen by accident.
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Having a baby with you could break the ugly cycle in my family
JawJacker
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20 months ago

Wanna go halfsies on an abortion?
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Warmother51
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20 months ago

Guy: Do you smell the upsexy?
Girl: What's up sexy?
Guy: (Fill in blank with whatever other cheesy line he'd like)
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20 months ago

Comebakatz said...
Guy: Do you smell the upsexy? Girl: What's up sexy? Guy: (Fill in blank with whatever other cheesy line he'd like)

If size matters, I'm your man.
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20 months ago

I'd have to do you doggie style, cuz you-a pretty bitch
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20 months ago

One of my fav's from the Dice Man, "Suck Pig"! or maybe this one, "Cow Skank"!
Use those and your in!
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20 months ago

Are you Pentecostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
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20 months ago

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (Wink)
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
"How YOU doin'?"
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20 months ago

Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me horny.
Did you wash you pants in windex? Because i can see myself in them.
Keepin in fresh since 1986.
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20 months ago

You know why you're gettin in the car with me tonight?
Cause Im stronger than you...
It smells like microwaved homeless people in here.
Warmother51
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20 months ago

Warmother51 said...
You know why you're gettin in the car with me tonight?
Cause Im stronger than you...

Why do all of your (so-called) "pick-up lines" have a "rape" connotation to them? After all, if that's your intention... then, a pick-up line is unnecessary.
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20 months ago

Do you know anything about clocks... cuz I'd love for you to put two hands and a face on this.
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20 months ago

John O said...
Did you wash you pants in windex? Because i can see myself in them.

That line reminded me of this one:
Did you swallow a mirror, cuz I can see myself inside you
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20 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

JawJacker said...
Do you know anything about clocks... cuz I'd love for you to put two hands and a face on this.

That's touchin awesome, jj. Ima use tht sometime. +1.
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20 months ago

Interested in a footlong? Because I've got $5 and I'd love to take you to Subway for lunch.
Twitter - @JEdwar247
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20 months ago

JawJacker said...
Why do all of your (so-called) "pick-up lines" have a "rape" connotation to them? After all, if that's your intention... then, a pick-up line is unnecessary.

Cause they're funny.
Lets not turn this rape into a murder... hahahaha my favorite.
It smells like microwaved homeless people in here.
Warmother51
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20 months ago

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Twitter - @JEdwar247
Josh Edwards ●
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20 months ago

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Twitter - @JEdwar247
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20 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Hello! Wanna f#>£?
You remind me of my next ex-wife
Your sister liked this and told me it was your favorite position
Q: Do you want to go to the movies and f*?
A: no
R: Cool, I don't like movies either so let's jump to the chase.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Stoopified!
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20 months ago

^^^ Nice
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