The Paddock

Tease!

She is unbelievable. Instead of trying to pick the best shots, I will just post the link and recommend that you choose for yourself. Good Lord......

http://gorillamask.net/index.php?show_page=gallery&show_fullsize=3571&page_id=18070

We should always stay in our lane and try to focus on the priorities of life as best we can. However, every now and then the seriousness of life needs to take a back seat to the dreams and fantasies which provide slight diversions to the minutiae of the mundane.

And I'd like to go South of her border.

Often times that which excites us the most is not that which we see but the hidden treasure which we do not. However, on the other hand, wouldn't it be lovely to actually see if her carpet matches the drapes - presuming of course the carpet hasn't been removed..

I can and probably should accept your assessment and guarantee regarding the carpet in question. However, you may recall in my earlier life I was a history of hygiene major while attending CUNY. My minor was in interior design and decorating. This course of study allowed me to not only get in touch with my feminine self, it opened many pathways and conduits into the portals of the feminine side of many of my female classmates.

I should mention I took several specialized advanced classes in carpet cleaning at a local Stanley Steamer emporium. Additionally, I have several hours of an alternative online independent study program in Women Studies and Art Appreciation.

With my background and training in a field which relies heavily on tactile sensuality interwoven with an extremely visual component, I’m somewhat reluctant to take your guarantee straight up. I feel compelled to take a more hands on approach and eyeball the shag or lack thereof.

That's like something out of a Pink Floyd Movie

Are you sure it wasn't from a scene in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

You can't always get what you want - but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need

Don't get me wrong. I'd blow it before I even got it out of my pants with any of them, but I'm partial to the 3rd one.

"Oh, I'm dizzy"

oh my!