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For ONE MILLION DOLLARS... (tax free)

  • What is the weirdest, sickest, most outrageous thing you would do... if you knew it would make you an instant (tax free) Millionaire?

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    JawJacker

  • I would vote for Rick Santorum.

    BigTyrone

  • BigTyrone said...

    I would vote for Rick Santorum.

    HA! I'd do that too. That would give him 3 votes. Mine, yours, and his.

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    CarlLexington

  • It might take 2 million, but I'd consider rooting for IU.

    DA23_rox

  • I'd wear a Louisville hat, put in earings, shave my beard into a line, cock my hat sideways, and go tanning. Don't you think the cast from Jersey Shore would make perfect Louisville fans. I'd lick Snookie's puss.

    tWhit

  • BigTyrone said...

    I would vote for Rick Santorum.

    All I know is... a million bucks is no where near enough to get me to vote for Obama. It would take more "0's" for me to even think about it.

    Santorum is getting my vote in the primary... whoever wins the GOP, will get my vote in the general.

    Wait a minute here, WTF am I saying? I may be crazy (even ignorant at times), but I sure as hell ain't stupid.... HELL YEAH I'D VOTE FOR OBAMA FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

    Not only would I vote for him, I'd do it loud and proud... megaphone

    This post was edited by JawJacker on 2/15/2012 at 7:38 PM

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  • tWhit said...

    I'd wear a Louisville hat, put in earings, shave my beard into a line, cock my hat sideways, and go tanning. Don't you think the cast from Jersey Shore would make perfect Louisville fans. I'd lick Snookie's puss.

    roflmao (@ the Snooky lick)

    Seriously? Good Gawd tWhit... that's some weird sh*t. It was looking like an easy Million for ya, until the disgusting mental picture you painted with Snookie's Cookie. I'm not sure if I could be as brave... that may be hard to beat.

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    JawJacker

  • I'd take a bite out of a steamy turd for a million bucks. Yeah it would be disgusting but the taste would wash out in a few days and I'd have a million bucks in the bank.

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    CarlLexington

  • JawJacker said...

    All I know is... a million bucks is no where near enough to get me to vote for Obama. It would take more "0's" for me to even think about it.

    Santorum is getting my vote in the primary... whoever wins the GOP, will get my vote in the general.

    Wait a minute here, WTF am I saying? I may be crazy (even ignorant at times), but I sure as hell ain't stupid.... HELL YEAH I'D VOTE FOR OBAMA FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

    Not only would I vote for him, I'd do it loud and proud... megaphone

    Yeah. Good thing you fixed it. I mean it's one vote. A million bucks. Even if the guy you don't want to vote for gets elected and ruins the country you have a million bucks to start a new life in whatever country you want lol

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    CarlLexington

  • CarlLexington said...

    I'd take a bite out of a steamy turd for a million bucks. Yeah it would be disgusting but the taste would wash out in a few days and I'd have a million bucks in the bank.

    C'mon Carl... that's sick! I guess the "Million Dollar" question is.... who's turd? lol

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    JawJacker

  • tWhit said...

    I'd lick Snookie's puss.

    lol, wasn't expecting that there at the end. . . I actually did Laugh Out Loud. . . haha

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    BG631

  • Anyones. Well unless you can catch HEP C or something like that doing it. Anyone healthy. I really can't think of anything I wouldn't take a bite of for a million bucks, including human flesh. As long as the person isn't hurt badly or killed for it. Like a freshly dead person that has no diseases. Or a live person if they consented to having a piece of them eaten.

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    CarlLexington

  • CarlLexington said...

    Yeah. Good thing you fixed it. I mean it's one vote. A million bucks. Even if the guy you don't want to vote for gets elected and ruins the country you have a million bucks to start a new life in whatever country you want lol

    Haha. Man, I know... what kind of idiot would turn down a million dollar payday over a damn vote? After I sent that spontaneous, thoughtless post while on break at work.... I couldn't wait to get home and fix that craziness. The whole time I was working, I was thinking "what a dumbass"... you f'in idiot, OF COURSE you'd vote for Obama for a Million Bucks!!! I was hoping I'd get it edited before too many people called me on that BS remark.

    To be serious though, I'm still thinking about what I'd do for real... for the Million $$$ that is. You guys are willing to do some "sick" stuff... it's not my way of thinking (thus far). It would have to be more along the lines of "Crazy, Weird or Ridiculous" for me. However, if we were all competing for the opportunity and only "one" of us could be the lucky winner... then, I'm sure this thread would turn into one of the nastiest, most evil, raunchy and disgusting threads the Paddock has ever seen.

    Btw, to answer the "ULTIMATE" question, that ALL GUYS get asked... "Not only no, but HELL NO!!!
    I ain't Suck'in NUT'in!!! (pun intended) Much less, swallow anything.... P E R I O D !!!! Some may disagree, but for me... I had to lay that answer out now, so don't bother asking. There's just some things a man can NEVER do... and that happens to be one of them (Million or not)

    This post has been edited 3 times, most recently by JawJacker on 2/15/2012 at 8:31 PM

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    JawJacker

  • You can say that but if that million bucks was right there. For you to see. Stacks and stacks and stacks of 100 dollar bills. No one would find out. I don't care what you say out here in front of everyone, you'd consider it. I'm not saying you'd do it but you'd consider it very very carefully.

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    CarlLexington

  • CarlLexington said...

    You can say that but if that million bucks was right there. For you to see. Stacks and stacks and stacks of 100 dollar bills. No one would find out. I don't care what you say out here in front of everyone, you'd consider it. I'm not saying you'd do it but you'd consider it very very carefully.

    LOL... you may be right about that. It may be one of those unavoidable, natural reactions to something, that we humans have to deal with from time to time. However, after suffering through any possible, humiliating thoughts of consideration.... I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE my answer would be "HELL NO"!!!

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    JawJacker

  • CarlLexington said...

    Anyones. Well unless you can catch HEP C or something like that doing it. Anyone healthy. I really can't think of anything I wouldn't take a bite of for a million bucks, including human flesh. As long as the person isn't hurt badly or killed for it. Like a freshly dead person that has no diseases. Or a live person if they consented to having a piece of them eaten.

    Agreed, I wouldn't take a bite out of a homeless man's TAINT though for a million?

    tWhit

  • JawJacker said...

    What is the weirdest, sickest, most outrageous thing you would do... if you knew it would make you an instant (tax free) Millionaire?

    JJ, you left this too open ended. Is this, "What is the sickest thing you would do for....(invoking Dr. Evil pose) one MILLION dollars?" Or, is it, "What is the grotiest thing you would do with the PUBLIC having knowledge of it?"

    Big difference. 'Cause consequences can be a BITCH!!!

    This post was edited by USMCatFan on 2/16/2012 at 4:24 PM

    USMCatFan

  • This is an easy question... Whatever necessary. I would do some seriously jacked up siht once.

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    It smells like microwaved homeless people in here.

    Warmother51

  • A million bucks isn't as much as it used to be. If you were going to eat a homeless person's poop, I suggest demanding enough money to allow you to disappear, so you'll never have to make eye contact with anyone you know ever again.

    BigTyrone

  • CarlLexington said...

    Yeah. Good thing you fixed it. I mean it's one vote. A million bucks. Even if the guy you don't want to vote for gets elected and ruins the country you have a million bucks to start a new life in whatever country you want lol

    Except our dollar won't be worth anything and it would be more like 100,000 dollars

    mmekus

  • BigTyrone said...

    A million bucks isn't as much as it used to be. If you were going to eat a homeless person's poop, I suggest demanding enough money to allow you to disappear, so you'll never have to make eye contact with anyone you know ever again.

    If you can't disappear with a million dollar bankroll you have a very high standard of living, Mr Gates.

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    CarlLexington

  • mmekus said...

    Except our dollar won't be worth anything and it would be more like 100,000 dollars

    That's some huge hyperbole but I'd vote for Santorum for a 100 grand.

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    CarlLexington

  • I would hug Bobby Knight...as long as my family would get the million cause I'd surely die on the spot!

    jimlowe7 ●

  • By hug, do you mean donkey punch?

    BigTyrone

  • BigTyrone said...

    A million bucks isn't as much as it used to be. If you were going to eat a homeless person's poop, I suggest demanding enough money to allow you to disappear, so you'll never have to make eye contact with anyone you know ever again.

    Who says anyone is going to know what you did to get the million.

    tWhit

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