The Paddock

I get that left ring thing mixed up too. All I know is if you wear it it one ear, it means you're gay, and if you wear it in the other ear, you're gay and you want everybody to know it.

I just brought it up because it's the germ that started the fictitious war on Christmas.

Unlike you, I do not possess infinite tolerance. I don't want minarets or buddahs placed on public property even if that means symbols of my religion have to be left out too. But I have chosen not to protest that nearly every public facility in the nation, including every single room of the White House, is decorated with the Druid symbol of ever-lasting life at this time of year.

I just posted this to be humorous and jab a little. If you are offended well I dont give a damn one way or the other. I say Merry Christmas because I hope people are happy during the holidays. For me Christmas is a day that society picked to celebrate Jesus' birth so I go with that. Also for the materialization of the holiday some may want to do some research. It all came about because of Martin Luther not agreeing with the Catholics and their patronage of saints. If you dont like the way Christmas is done now blame Ze Germans.

Speaking of, my gift to my wife this year is gonna be a red ribbon tied on a certain appendage...She will probably try to return it for something bigger. Get drunk and be Merry fella's we are supposed to all be dead in less than a year.

Yeah, if she's anything like my wife, she will trade it in for something bigger... and battery powered. Ungrateful *itch... even after 20 years, she don't know how lucky she is.

Btw WarBeast, that's right... 12-21-12 is supposed to be lights out. I already put in for a vacation day for that day... I'd rather not take my last breath while on the job. I plan on spending that entire day with my wife drinking like a mad man, until I pass out... if I wake up on the 22nd with a hangover from hell, then I'll know it was another false alarm... and life will go on. However, if I do NOT wake up on the 22nd... CANCEL CHRISTMAS!!! On another thought... if the rest of you still manage to wake up on the 22nd without me, then there's a strong possibility that my death was strictly alcohol related.

I still have no clue either and I've lived in this country for 28 years now(I'm 28 years old just so no one gets confused). To me it really doesn't matter. I don't usually vote because of this. From what I can tell no one really follows through on the promises they make during campaining anyway so whats it matter. I really don't know where my views fall in to place. I'm a Christian but I might be inclined to agree with one side or the other on a variety of issues. And really do the issues even matter in the presidential race. It seems to be all about money and popularity. I just don't get into it, apolitical. Now I realize that the issues facing Americans do matter, I'm just not sure voting for a president based on the issues matters.

Very great take. We need more people like you and WAYYYYYYYY LESS people like Tim Tebow for sure!! Tim Tebow and people who pray are the scums of the Earth in this society!!!!!!!!

Whatever the hell you're smoking, get it checked for LSD, you're hallucinating.

He posts a lot about opiates, I haven't seen him mention LSD.

I love it when HotCarlinLexy and BiGal quarrel.

I think technically it's "Hot Karl" And if you google it you'll find out. . . lol. . .Also I think the bigAl era on catspause has officially come to an end. . .

Freakin Hilarious, just googled it. LOL.