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Too freaky to be real... or is it?

  • CarlLexington said...

    Scientifically proven evolution a hoax. Snakes with human heads? I dunno, it's possible.

    Sure, evolution exist within a species... but one species cannot evolve into a completely different species. I'm a Christian who believes in evolution, but only the kind of evolution that was created by "GOD"... NOT some "Big Bang". ROFLMAO

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  • So you don't believe that birds are evolved from dinosaurs? When something keeps changing and keeps changing, it eventually becomes something new.

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  • JawJacker said...

    Sure, evolution exist within a species... but one species cannot evolve into a completely different species. I'm a Christian who believes in evolution, but only the kind of evolution that was created by "GOD"... NOT some "Big Bang". ROFLMAO

    You think snakes have human heads. The funniest of the funny is you laugh at people that take proven science as fact like we're morons while making a statement like "one species can not evolve into a completely different species". I can't believe you manage to remember to breathe while you walk. Mouth breather.

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  • CarlLexington said...

    You think snakes have human heads. The funniest of the funny is you laugh at people that take proven science as fact like we're morons while making a statement like "one species can not evolve into a completely different species". I can't believe you manage to remember to breathe while you walk. Mouth breather.

    roflmao

    Nah... I don't believe snakes have human heads, but you can keep flattering yourself if it makes you feel, at least, half a man.

    However, I do believe there are assholes with human heads... just look in the mirror and you'll see what I'm talking about.

    I respect science, but I don't buy into many scientific theories... some, but not all. It's funny that you mention my statement about one species not being able to evolve into a completely different species, as if its a moronic statement.... that just proves what a moron you are.

    Lastly, I'm not getting into some big debate over evolution. We've had many in the past on here and they are getting ridiculous and tiresome.... just like you are.

    Btw... whatever happened to you ignoring me? Is the bait really that irresistible? roflmao

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  • JawJacker said...

    roflmao

    Nah... I don't believe snakes have human heads, but you can keep flattering yourself if it makes you feel, at least, half a man.

    However, I do believe there are assholes with human heads... just look in the mirror and you'll see what I'm talking about.

    I respect science, but I don't buy into many scientific theories... some, but not all. It's funny that you mention my statement about one species not being able to evolve into a completely different species, as if its a moronic statement.... that just proves what a moron you are.

    Lastly, I'm not getting into some big debate over evolution. We've had many in the past on here and they are getting ridiculous and tiresome.... just like you are.

    Btw... whatever happened to you ignoring me? Is the bait really that irresistible? roflmao

    I never take your bait. I just make fun of you where applicable, which is pretty much all the time with the peanut in your skull you call a brain. I explained why I started making fun of you again. You kept doing your thing. Nothing got done about it. So why should I continue to kick back and take it?

    You do believe snakes have human heads. Or at the very least think it's possible. You said so. You can try to wiggle out of it now but it's plain to see that article took you in.

    You have respect for science as long as it can gel with your preconceived religious and political beliefs. As soon as it bucks one or both of those then you file it under junk science and just bury your head in the sand. You're a stupid person.

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  • CarlLexington said...

    You do believe snakes have human heads. Or at the very least think it's possible. You said so.

    roflmao I did?!!! Show me where I said so... you idiot.

    Like the lying liberal piece of trash that you are... it's one lie after another.

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  • JawJacker said...

    roflmao I did?!!! Show me where I said so... you idiot.

    Like the lying liberal piece of trash that you are... it's one lie after another.

    Awwww looks like I hit a nerve. Are you upset? cry You pretending to bait me when I have you on a permanent hook cracks me up. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh roflmao

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  • CarlLexington said...

    Awwww looks like I hit a nerve. Are you upset? cry You pretending to bait me when I have you on a permanent hook cracks me up. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh roflmao

    You must come from a long line of retards.... the mental picture of that family tree is effing hilarious! roflmao

    Wow... a tree full of melon heads. roflmao

    Did you fall from the tree... or did your big melon head, retarded ass get pushed out by another melon head? roflmao

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  • Have you guys seen this thing yet? A bunch of them have been found near Myrtle Beach in the Atlantic and Destin in the Gulf. Scientists think it's an invasive species from Antarctica that grows only to a few inches there, but something about the warmer, oxygen rich waters make it blow up and get huge.

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  • There have also been two of these found so far in Lake Cumberland.

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  • In Japan, they mummify Down Syndrome kids at age six. Sort of like a weird mentally challenged Logan's Run.

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  • And this one was removed from Karen Sypher's vagina at prison intake.

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  • "Look at my junk," said the kangaroo.

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  • JawJacker

  • JawJacker said...

    You must come from a long line of retards.... the mental picture of that family tree is effing hilarious! roflmao

    Wow... a tree full of melon heads. roflmao

    Did you fall from the tree... or did your big melon head, retarded ass get pushed out by another melon head? roflmao

    roflmaoroflmaoroflmao

    In my family we're encouraged to read and to respect science and other people. The sad thing is you didn't die before you spread your stupid genes to the next generation. So now we have another generation of the JawJerker clan with too many chomosones walking the earth denying global warming and evolution but believing snakes have human heads. Probably racists too. Too cowardly to admit it but you have that stink about you.

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  • BigTyrone said...

    "Look at my junk," said the kangaroo.

    JawJerkers father's publicity photo for 1970's porn.

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    CarlLexington

  • BigTyrone said...

    And this one was removed from Karen Sypher's vagina at prison intake.

    Jawjerkers mothers wedding photo.

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  • BigTyrone said...

    In Japan, they mummify Down Syndrome kids at age six. Sort of like a weird mentally challenged Logan's Run.

    JawJerkers aborted mongoloid child.

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  • BigTyrone said...

    Have you guys seen this thing yet? A bunch of them have been found near Myrtle Beach in the Atlantic and Destin in the Gulf. Scientists think it's an invasive species from Antarctica that grows only to a few inches there, but something about the warmer, oxygen rich waters make it blow up and get huge.

    Mold of Jawjerkers teeth.

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  • CarlLexington said...

    I's a wetawded wattahead

    ^^^THIS^^^

    This post was edited by JawJacker on 5/3/2012 at 4:49 PM

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  • JawJacker said...

    ^^^THIS^^^

    Sure thing Corky

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  • And back to the top.

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    CarlLexington

  • It can't. It won't. And it don't stop.

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  • The feud between Carl and Jawjacker is so funny that I find myself wanting to mess with both of em to join in on the fun.

    tWhit

  • tWhit said...

    The feud between Carl and Jawjacker is so funny that I find myself wanting to mess with both of em to join in on the fun.

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