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What's your Porn Star name?

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13 months ago

Just for fun... I've heard a couple of different ways to determine ones porn star name. To determine your first name, you use either the name of your first childhood pet or the name of your favorite pet. Then, for your last name, use either your mother's maiden-name or the name of the street you grew up on.
For me...
first childhood pet name + mothers maiden name = ROCKY JOHNSON (not bad)
favorite pet's name + name of street I grew up on = RODDY AIKEN (meh)
Mix it up any way you like... let's hear'em!!!
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First dog= Spanky
Street= Boston Rd.
I like Spanky Boston better than Spanky Phelps.
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Smokey Oldham...that would be mine. I like it! Lol
My best friends would be Tiny Johnson. Lol.
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13 months ago

Spanky and Smokey... both are cool first names (in da biz)
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13 months ago

Bear Davis
Keepin in fresh since 1986.
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13 months ago

John O said...
Bear Davis

Ohhh you would be the main act at the end.
LOL
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13 months ago

The dogs name plus the street name for me would be Hogan Fox. LOL.
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13 months ago

Or Henry Paradise.
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13 months ago

HAHA... nice
Btw...about my second name listed (Roddy Aiken)... for short, we called him "Rod" at times. With that in mind, I suppose I could go with "Rod Aiken"
OUCH!!!. Sounds fitting for an overworked porn star. lol

This post was edited by JawJacker on 4/28/2012 at 12:36 AM
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JawJacker said...
HAHA... nice
Btw...about my second name listed (Roddy Aiken)... for short, we called him "Rod" at times. With that in mind, I suppose I could go with "Rod Aiken"
OUCH!!!. Sounds fitting for an overworked porn star. lol

It gets no better than Rod Aiken. There is a politician over here in LaGrange that I see signs for coming to work named Rick Rash. Richard Rash, Dick Rash. I don't think Dick Rash would get many gigs as a Porn star. LOL.
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13 months ago

If I was to go with Pet then street mine would be Buster Main. Although when I was in the USMC I swore I was gonna do porn under the name of Pimpy Longcocking. Turns out I didnt have the qualifications.
It smells like microwaved homeless people in here.
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Dick Nasty
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It gets no better than Rod Aiken. There is a politician over here in LaGrange that I see signs for coming to work named Rick Rash. Richard Rash, Dick Rash. I don't think Dick Rash would get many gigs as a Porn star. LOL.

DICK RASH!!! ... that's funny as hell
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If I was to go with Pet then street mine would be Buster Main. Although when I was in the USMC I swore I was gonna do porn under the name of Pimpy Longcocking. Turns out I didnt have the qualifications.

Damn, this just keeps getting better. BUSTER MAIN... WOW!!!
That's a porn name that would have to rank near the top... much better than Pimpy Longcocking
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12 months ago

Yes m'am, I'm Detective Balls......... Harry Balls. And my partner here is Detective Meister, Dick Meister. How can we help you, m'am?
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12 months ago

Ace Brushy.
Keep Calm & Stoops On..
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11 months ago

Haha I saw this thread and had to check it out. Based on the OP, here are my possibilities:
Nikki Keith
Meat Concord
Meat Keith
Nikki Concord
In case you were wondering, I have a dog named Meat.

This post was edited by Chris Fisher on 6/6/2012 at 3:03 PM
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Chris Fisher said...
Haha I saw this thread and had to check it out. Based on the OP, here are my possibilities:
Nikki Keith
Meat Concord
Meat Keith
Nikki Concord
In case you were wondering, I have a dog named Meat.

Epic.
Keep Calm & Stoops On..
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11 months ago

Also -
Zeus McBride
Keep Calm & Stoops On..
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Chris Fisher said...
Haha I saw this thread and had to check it out. Based on the OP, here are my possibilities:
Nikki Keith
Meat Concord
Meat Keith
Nikki Concord
In case you were wondering, I have a dog named Meat.

Meat Concord... great eff'in name (pun intended) lol
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First Dog: Harry
Street: Loadout Ave.
Harry Load for short
Second dog: Wally
Street : Walnut
Wally Walnut
The meanest dog in Taiwan.
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Flacid Johnson
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Pounder Meetphlaps
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ROD ZILLA
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John Holmes
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